I, Yang Daren, am a debt-ridden acting graduate.
When going to the toilet, double travel into the world of "Tea House"!
A fake watch priced at NT$9.9 With free shipping was replaced with a royal snuff bottle and sold for NT$60 million!
A box of Fu Yanjie that was about to expire was regarded by the madam as "Jade Cleansing Liquid" and he directly gave me a new one from Beijing Siheyuan!
I thought I was good at this business, so I drove a "Shandong Cat" agricultural three-wheeler to the Forbidden City to do sales promotion. Cixi backhandedly named me "Ambassador of the Mezhege Principality" and forced me to give me more than 200 national treasures!
Me (ecstatic): I'm done! Back to modern times! Buy arms! Save your life!
As a result, when going to the Bear Country, foreigners can only buy air guns?
Good! Acting talent activated! On the spot, I played the role of a great guy who was stupid and rich, and I lured out a corrupt general, and gave him his entire arsenal and all the money he had accumulated for zero dollars! Comrade General, I have signed for your express delivery, and it comes with a cross-border cremation one-stop service. You're welcome!
Back in the Qing Dynasty, I wanted to brag with my subordinates!
As a result... Everything got out of control.
I burped, and they said it was "the first clarion call of revolution"!
I farted, and they said it was "cleansing the rotten miasma of the old world"!
I pointed at a row of AK47s and sighed sincerely: "These things are worth a lot of money!"
My crazy batch of subordinates burst into tears on the spot. They all knelt down, bowed their heads before the arms, and shouted: "The boss has shown us the only truth - the truth is only within the range of the cannon! We will revolution to the end and create a new world!"
Help! I really just want to make money!
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By the end of the Qing Dynasty, you could get a few money printing machines and become rich enough to rival the country.
The spring of poison repair is here! Increasing your anti-toxic physique starts with me! Come and fight the virus together!
By the end of the Qing Dynasty, you could get a few money printing machines and become rich enough to rival the country.
Where are the red envelopes?