Lone Star and Waning Moon: Catastrophe of Mountains and Rivers

Ye Zhiqiu travels through the world of martial arts and just wants to lie down and be a salted fish. Unexpectedly, after being bound to the "Peerless Master" system, the first task released was [Run naked three times on the roof of Zuixian Tower]. He completed the mission with tears, but by accident, he was designated as the chosen one to save the world. What's even more outrageous is that the Waning Moon Sword Technique requires square dancing with the system to unlock, and the peerless Qing Kung Fu requires telling cold jokes to accumulate proficiency. When the villains were waiting, Ye Zhiqiu took out the "Invincible Thunderbolt" produced by the system: "Brother, what is your mother's surname?" In the final battle between good and evil at the top of the Forbidden City, the system suddenly crashed: "Ding! The host's character value is detected to be too low, and the self-destruction program is initiated——" Ye Zhiqiu ran away with his head in his hands: "Wait a minute! What about the humor and nonsense we promised? This script is wrong!"