[Humor and Comedy] [A Little Bit of Goofiness] [Livestreaming] This is not a traditional crime investigation story, so read at your own discretion.
A breakup meetup turns into a murder scene, and Ye Fan becomes the prime suspect.
At his most desperate moment, Ye Fan binds to the All-People Witness System and receives a beginner's reward: "Touch it and I'll tell you."
Ye Fan starts using the "Touch it and I'll tell you" skill to find clues.
The ear: "He called me a horse-faced insect... His voice sounds so familiar..."
The bed frame: "Why am I always bearing weights I shouldn't have to bear at my age? I finally got one person off me, only for someone forty jin heavier to climb on. Ow, I'm being crushed to death... Forget it, I'll just fall apart!"
The keyhole: "What are they doing all day? Wiping this, then that, and they're all the same size. Can't they try something different?"
Ye Fan pieced together all the clues he'd found and concluded that the culprit was someone familiar, who had a key and weighed forty jin more than him...
Then Ye Fan perfectly reconstructed the crime. The police and the onlookers were dumbfounded. They had never seen such an arrogant murderer, one who not only killed someone but dared to do it again right in front of the police.
The criminal investigation captain, Kun Tai, roared furiously:
"You're repeating the crime for us, and you think this is something to be proud of?"
"Take him away!"
Ye Fan burst into tears. "Damn it, you stupid System, you set me up!"
Then he accidentally touched the standing air cooler beside him...
"Wait! I have direct evidence proving I'm not the killer!"
