During the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, Tianting's special campaign to crack down on crime and eliminate evil achieved a staged victory. However, there are still demons and ghosts on the Xitian Road who dominate the mountain, seriously affecting the business environment of the three realms. Tathagata slapped his bald head and said, "You have to send a ruthless person to get the Buddhist scriptures!"
So - the fairyland of young and Dangerous boys was born!
Tang Monk, who appeared to be gentle but was actually a shady talker, held a Gatling rosary and said: "Amitabha, donor, if you block my way to the West, I will send you to the West."
Sun Wukong, the ruthless bandit who squatted in the bitter kiln in Wuxing Mountain. The golden cudgel was upgraded to a rocket launcher. The classic line: "Which bad guy dares to touch my master? Have you ever asked me about the trolls in Huaguo Mountain?"
Zhu Bajie, the former boss of the Gaolaozhuang nightclub, has a nine-tooth rake with a hidden grenade function. He likes to shout: "You must be trustworthy when you come out to hang out. If I say I will kill your whole family, I will kill your whole family!"
Monk Sha, a black boat crossing the Liusha River, whose demon-suppressing staff is actually a chain shotgun, whose catchphrase is: "Brother, don't talk nonsense with it, I'll make it into fish egg powder!"
Wherever these four passed, the monsters embroidered red flags all night long: "We support the leadership of the Tang Dynasty!"
Shituoling became a barbecue stall, Pansi Cave became a foot-washing city, and King Jinyinjiao went bankrupt and sold gourds on the street.
Even Tathagata covered his face and felt sad when he saw the demons who had been stripped down to their underpants: "How about I send someone to deliver this book to you?"
This book may cause the following discomforts: laughing until your abdominal muscles are torn, breaking your thighs, and creating irreversible magical associations with the original Journey to the West.
Solemnly declare: This story is purely made up. If you feel uncomfortable, please hold it in. Guanyin has arrived carrying a forty-meter sword.
