Cultivation Chat Group: I Pass Science Off as the Great Dao

When I wake up, I’ve joined a real cultivation chat group.

But I’m just a mortal. Even grabbing a red packet could get me killed by a one-use flying sword.

To stay alive, I have no choice but to pull out Five Years of College Entrance Exams, Three Years of Practice and start bluffing.

“Senior White, you need to optimize your flying sword with Newton’s laws.”

“Fellow Daoist Three Waves, your saber technique needs to obey the conservation of energy.”

I dress up scientific knowledge as the supreme Dao, fooling a group of true immortals into treating me with the utmost respect.

Until one day, Venerable White takes the Quantum Fluctuation Cultivation Method I made up and splits a star in two with a single sword strike... I’m panicking. It looks like he really mastered it!

This book is also known as Cultivation Chat Group: My Username Is Heavenly Dao, Cultivation Chat Group: Explaining Cultivation with Physics, and Cultivation Chat Group: My Username Is Patriarch Hongjun.