Urban Myth + Hilarious Articles + Patriotic Feelings My name is Ma Changfeng, a well-known "Silly Gen" in the village, and part-time village guard. Until that day, the mysterious State Bureau 627 found me and told me with a serious expression: "Comrade, stop farming, you are the reincarnation of Lord Ma, and the country needs you!"
Me: "... Huh? Who is Prince Ma? Can you replace the stainless steel basin?"
Until I peeled off the cocoon, I saw Satan shouting in the devil's live broadcast room: "There is no god in the east! Prepare to be conquered!"
I silently opened my eyes, and a golden light penetrated the screen: "Say it again? Who gave you the courage, Liang Jingru? Have you seen my third eye? It specializes in treating all kinds of bells and whistles, so I ask you - do you accept it?"
Watch how Lord Ma uses his heavenly eye to sweep away demons around the world and make Eastern mythology great again!
