I Once Fed a Monkey Beneath the Five-Finger Mountain

I’ve fed monkeys, stolen pagodas, and even been the boss!

Now I’ve entered Journey to the West. If I can pull this off, I’ll admit defeat!

All you demons out there, want some Tang Monk meat?

And you lady demons, why settle for Tang Monk meat when mine smells so much better?

From then on, the demons joined my ranks, and the lady demons filled my harem.