Jiang Xiaodun, the most cowardly courier in the world of cultivation, was thrown into the most outrageous competitive arena in the three worlds - the Vientiane Ladder because he delivered the wrong "collect" package.
Here, the cultivator has to collect points like playing a game, and the audience can reward him with resurrection coins, and the "outrageous defense system" he is bound to is even more amazing: he can earn spirit stones by being beaten, and he can also copy the opponent's magic weapon - but the copied fairy sword will sing out-of-tune children's songs, and the fairy rope will fart when he is nervous.
In order to survive, Jiang Xiaodun was forced to hold a frying pan as a "beating anchor", but accidentally kidnapped a mysterious girl Su Tu as a hostage. But this girl lights up when she licks the rope, and turns into a three-headed body when she touches a sacred object. What's even more outrageous is that she is the reincarnation of the "Sacred Cauldron of Wish" that can grant wishes!
Can you make a wish by collecting all six sacred objects? But the Key of Time and Space can make people's ages jump wildly, a mirror of cause and effect can make people regret their death, and the true purpose of the Divine Cauldron is to swallow up those who make wishes as nourishment!
Jiang Xiaodun: "System, I want to withdraw from the competition..."
System: [Warning!，！
Su Tu (Q version): "Idiot, hit him with a pan!"
Audience: [Swipe "Please host to be beaten" a million times to unlock Su Tu's women's skin!
This is a funny story about a courier who counterattacked by being beaten, simmered in a pan to survive a thunderstorm, dipped in hot sauce to tame the demon king, and finally discovered that "the hardest shield is the cowardice when you like someone."
