Animals Become Gods and Eat Humans, While I Eat Gods

(A fresh premise, no formula, healing, dark, food) In this absurd world, humans and beasts have switched places. Tens of billions of animals have become divine rulers of civilization. They wear human clothes, sleep in human rooms, speak human languages, and look down on humanity as they enslave all living things. Humans have fallen to the bottom of the food chain. The people on the dining table are human. The pets are human. The creatures locked in zoos are human. The exploited laborers in factories are human, too. Every corner of this world bears the words “eat people.” And I eat gods. Eating dishes made from deities lets me grow stronger, steal divine power, and gain their strength by consuming them. I want every god to become my sustenance. I want the gods to remember what once made humans such terrifying, upright apes. Why bother with the Investiture of the Gods? Come to my Divine Chef’s Menu and have a taste.