If the heroes of Liangshan's "walking on behalf of heaven" were the KPI of a start-up company, how busy would they be in their daily lives? How chaotic. When I woke up, I, Bai Sheng, the famous supporting actor of Water Margin, found that the whole world was wrong.
Lu Zhishen, who uprooted a weeping willow tree, became a logistics manager who was extremely powerful but was always fined; Wu Yong, the magic strategist, used all his tricks and tricks to make PPT full of loopholes; and Song Jiang, the eldest brother, was the chief HR who spent every day drawing cakes and breaking up fights.
Our company is called "Liangshan Co., Ltd." And its main business is "Practice for Heaven." Although it sounds lofty, our daily work is: intercepting birthday plans (angel round financing), attacking Zhujiazhuang three times (hostile mergers and acquisitions), and dealing with countless antitrust investigations (encirclement and suppression) by the court!
As a "marketing specialist" at the lowest level of the company, I am either helping Li Kui write a review every day, or I am taking the blame for Shi Qian's Wi-Fi plan. Looking at this group of "problem employees" who have special skills but are in various situations, I just want to ask:
When working in Liangshan, do I need to pay five social insurances and one housing fund? Does the work injury package include resurrection?
This is clearly the most unreliable entrepreneurial team in history, but it wants to complete the greatest IPO in history - recruiting?
Stop making trouble, the heroes are really busy!
