Lin Feng transmigrates to a world where people can cultivate immortality.
The good news is that he has a System.
The bad news is that this System only ever makes things worse.
So cultivation really does depend on humiliating yourself!!!
The "Ultimate Achievement System" activates. But its opening line is: "Host's vital signs are weak... Forget it, can't be bothered. You're on your own."
"System, sir, I want something to eat."
"Ding! One plain wheat bun, with absolutely no additives."
"System, sir, I want a weapon."
"Ding! One iron sword. Attack power: 1. Chance of tetanus: 99%."
"It's over, it's over. I'm done for!"
