Cool article + nonsensical funny article. If you don't laugh after reading it, the author will go wash the toilet in your house.
CEO of Tianting: I listed the ruined Tianting!
Zhang Bufan, a social worker who suddenly died and changed his PPT, opened his eyes and was blocked by the Jade Emperor! The old Jade Emperor burst into tears while holding his "Guide to Optimizing Resignation Letters": "Bosom friend! Whoever wants to be the Emperor of Heaven, I will resign naked!"
He proposed the position of "Acting CEO of Tianting" on the spot, but when he opened the gift package, he was dumbfounded: the vault was empty, he owed "Three Realms Universe Travel" 5 trillion in bills, and there were also a group of fishing gods. The only reliable employee was Zhu Bajie, who was so hungry that he wanted to eat the stone lion of Nantianmen!
In order to protect his life from being struck by lightning, Zhang Bufan was forced to start something: Sun Wukong's dandruff was turned into a "rebellious hair growth serum", Yue Lao's severed red thread of evil fate was used as a "scumbag identification instrument", and the Dragon King's bath water was transformed into a "seafood-flavored essence", which became popular in the three worlds!
Trouble also ensued: the Western God of War complained that his hair would cause rebellion, the elves thought the essence was too fishy, and the King of Tota even brought Old Antique to impeach him for "engaging in KPI involution"!
Seeing that he was about to run away with the bucket, Zhang Bufan had an idea and threw the "Equity Subscription Letter" to the creditor: "Stop arguing! You will all be shareholders from now on!" He turned around and led the gods to list Tiantinggan, and the stock price soared!
The missing Jade Emperor returned from vacation and just asked "How is my country?" Taibai Jinxing handed over the decision: "You have been optimized to be an 'honorary tour guide for life', and the new boss is Mr. Zhang!"
Zhang Bufan gnawed on the bonus peach and raised his eyebrows at the confused Jade Emperor: "Are you surprised? Your country is now my listed company!"
