I'm Really Not Being Absurd, It's Just That the System Gave Me Too Much

Name: I'm Really Not Being Absurd, It's Just That the System Gave Me Too Much
Author: Garlic-Flavored Salty Guobaorou

真不是我抽象，怪系统给的太多了

by Garlic-Flavored Salty Guobaorou (蒜香咸口锅包肉)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 270k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban Cultivation
Updated: 10mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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[High-martial cultivation, absurdity + going off the rails + memes + comedy + fast-paced + nonsensical]

Lin Yu was cosplaying a speed bump when he was sent to a world of cultivation and high martial arts. He became the freshman at Hongshan Spirit Martial Academy who was best at stirring up trouble.

System:

Timed quest: Use your advanced mathematics knowledge to “differentiate” something at the opening ceremony.

Surprise quest: Call a random passerby “Mom” 180 times...

Random quest: Get carried into the next round by lying down during a team points competition. Failure will weaken your conductor.

Legendary quest: Swear brotherhood with a demon lord...

Lin Yu: “No, seriously, what kind of bizarre quests are these...?”

System: Reward: Pure Yang Body of the Heavenly Dao. Reward: Chaos Devouring Origin Body. Reward: Eye of Analysis. Reward: Bewitching Fragrance. Reward: Intestinal Engine...

Years later, after Lin Yu ascends through tribulation, someone asks him why he is so absurd.

Lin Yu: “...I swear, I’m not doing this on purpose. I was born this way.” (It’s all because the System gave me way too many rewards.)

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