I’m Zhang Xiaofan, an utterly ordinary young man from the city, and all I ever dream about is making money.
I never imagined I’d fail to make a fortune and instead get possessed by a stunning spirit who called herself the “Primordial Female Emperor”... Only, the possession failed!
From then on, I had a cold, sharp-tongued “granny in my head.”
She knows formations, recognizes magical treasures, understands fate, and can read yin and yang. The only problem is that she’s always trying to talk me into doing something big!
While other feng shui masters go around waving their compasses, I just follow the Female Emperor’s live instructions:
“This development is no good. It’s a flashy but worthless tomb!”
“This villa is full of yin energy. It’d be a great place to raise zombies!”
Then she tells me to put up every last cent I own and buy a haunted house worth hundreds of millions that everyone else avoids like the plague?
She says we’ll turn it into our “cultivation ground” and help me cultivate to immortality?
Wait! Why do the top disciples from the Celestial Masters’ Mansion on Mount Longhu respectfully call me “Senior” whenever they see me?
And why does that icy beauty CEO who drives a sports car keep asking me to tell her fortune?
Good grief! I’m a fake master who’s only holding it together thanks to the Female Emperor in my head. Stop coming to me with every little thing! If I keep this act up, I’ll really become an unparalleled master!
