I, Zhang Xiaofan, am an ordinary urban youth who dreams of making money.
Unexpectedly, before the money was obtained, the body was snatched away by a stunningly beautiful soul who called herself the "Ancient Empress"... And she failed to snatch the body away!
From then on, there was a cold and venomous "grandma on the go" in my mind.
She knows formations, magic weapons, destiny, and yin and yang, but she always wants to trick me into doing something big!
While other Feng Shui masters were making calculations with their compasses, I relied on the Empress for on-the-spot guidance:
"This property is no good, it's a gaudy tomb!"
"This villa is filled with evil spirits and is a good place to raise zombies!"
Turning around, she asked me to spend all my money to buy a multi-billion dollar mansion that everyone avoids?
She said that she wanted to transform this place into our "dojo" to help me cultivate and become an immortal?
Etc! Why do the senior disciples of the Tianshi Mansion in Longhu Mountain have to respectfully call me "Senior" when they see me?
And why does that beautiful iceberg CEO who drives a sports car always come to me to tell fortunes?
Good luck! I am a fake master, and I rely entirely on the image of Her Majesty the Empress in my mind to keep me going. You guys come to me for anything! If I keep pretending, I will truly become a peerless expert!
