[Interstellar] [Sand sculpture] [Group portrait] [Anti-routine] [No cp]
Dressed as an orphan from an interstellar garbage star, Lin Xiaojiu's goal in life is very simple: make money, make money, or fucking make money!
Zerg remains? Take it apart and sell it for scrap! Black market bounty? Got it! As long as the commission is in place, the Queen's eggs will be paid for you! Military academy admissions? Not going unless food and accommodation are included. Zerg invasion? No matter, unless you add money. Teammate in danger? If you don't want to save me, please pay a deposit of 300 star coins first!
When she was "specially recruited" into the Federal Seventh College because she was "too capable of causing trouble," everyone thought that this thorn in her side should stop. Result - In the entrance test, she detonated the insect nest with her backhand and eliminated half of her classmates, teaching the whole school what it means to "dead Taoist friends but not poor Taoists". In the mecha design class, her final project was a mobile barbecue grill that can automatically roast insect meat. She also brought a real Zerg team to the demonstration site, completing a seamless transition from teaching to actual combat.
What's even more outrageous is that the academy actually gave her four other "scourges on earth" to form the most incompetent and craziest "five people in history". As a result, the style of the painting completely went off the rails: in the command competition, the tactic was to shoot the enemy commander's pants onto the flagpole; in the Waste Saturn mission, he drove a mecha on the back of the insect swarm to have a barbecue party; in the Dark Star Belt expedition, he watched Lin Xiaojiu skate a perfect S-shaped curve in the Zerg spawning pool...
[The final rule of the team's survival rules] You can sell your teammates, you can blow up the planet, but you can't delay it. After work is done, all members go to buy a cup of interstellar milk tea full of sugar!
