I'm a Good-for-Nothing, but I Have Cheats

Corporate drone Lin Ye transmigrates to the Nine Profound Realm. His dream isn't to become an immortal or a god, but to build the cultivation world's version of SF Express, monopolize logistics, and live a comfortable life as a rich second-generation heir.

Unfortunately, his aptitude is so poor that after ten years of cultivation, he's still a beginner-level nobody. Worse still, his father takes on a mysterious delivery job, getting the whole family hunted down and shattering his dream of a logistics empire faster than a soap bubble.

At death's door, the golden finger that had lain dormant for twelve years is finally jolted awake: [The Strongest Martial Arts Support System]! The only problem is that this System is as annoyingly talkative as a grumbling comic relief character who's been holding it in for too long.

From then on, Lin Ye embarks on an unconventional path to immortality,