I, Taobao, am five years old. I am working as a ghost in the underworld, and my current task is to earn merit in the human world.
During the day, I was "taken in turns to take care of the baby" by three mortal bosses:
Pediatrician Su Qingyuan treats me as a difficult case to study and wants to draw my blood every day.
Gu Hanshen, the president of the group, treats me as a humanoid Feng Shui ornament, and he can swipe his black card at will.
Qin Sa, a policewoman from the serious crime team, treats me as a paranormal consultant and always asks me "what did the victim say" when handling a case.
I act cute during the day and work on KPIs at night—surpassing the obsessives in the morgue, calming down the Feng Shui bureau of the mansion, and getting five-star reviews for my business ability.
I thought I could enjoy the life of a group pet while silently saving money to buy equipment, and become the outstanding employee of the year in the underworld.
Until my tablet exploded: [Highest alert! The bloodline of the fallen city god "Yexuan" has been awakened! You are locked!
I looked at the three parents around me who were gearing up to "catch ghosts scientifically," "smash ghosts with money," and "destroy ghosts with force," and then I looked at the heart-stopping power in the sky.
No, leader, why did I, the favorite of the human group, suddenly become a god-killing reserve?
