This Crybaby Hits Like a Truck

[Transmigration + Wealthy Family + Sweet Romance and Wish Fulfillment + Devoted Couple + The Powerful Bows Their Head]

Ling Zhixian, a powerhouse from the apocalypse, had finally managed to fall asleep despite her hunger when a slap woke her up.

The good news: she’d transmigrated to a peaceful era where food and drink were plentiful and zombies didn’t roam the streets.

The bad news: she’d become a lovesick crybaby who was weak and useless, felt pain twice as intensely, and burst into tears at the drop of a hat.

Just as she was struck across the face and started crying, her supposed boyfriend’s fiancée came over with a group to gang up on her.

Ling Zhixian grabbed whatever was at hand and went to town, knocking everyone down. Then she picked up a stone from the ground and smashed it over the real culprit’s head.

Unfortunately, she’d overestimated this body’s physical fitness. She passed out before the school administrators could hold her accountable.

When she woke up, she was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder and sent to a psychiatric hospital.

Ling Zhixian was speechless, but figured it wasn’t so bad. Now she didn’t even have to pretend to be someone else.

And it didn’t take long for her to discover the perks of being mentally ill...

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She went to help her best friend catch her cheating boyfriend, only to find her own boyfriend there. She grabbed a tea tray and charged in.

No need to worry about whether she’d cause minor or serious injuries. She just started whacking away!

Excessive self-defense? Not a chance!

She has documentation from a reputable top-tier hospital confirming her mental illness!

She can’t handle emotional stress!

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Freshly free of her scumbag ex, Ling Zhixian got spectacularly drunk and tackled Yan Jingxu, a powerful figure in the capital, just as he was heading home.

Unfortunately, the powerful man finished far too quickly. Ling Zhixian’s remark that he was “all looks and no substance” awakened his competitive streak.

But Ling Zhixian wouldn’t give him another chance!

“One more time?”

“No way!” So the powerful man got knocked unconscious.