Bad news: After working for ten years, I was kicked out of the company by a related party.
Good news: The new job has an annual salary of 3 million, and he is still working as a housekeeper for a top wealthy family.
Weird news: My enterprise-level management studies seem to be more useful here? !
(Since then, my plan to lie down has been completely ruined...)
Facing the rebellious young master:
He used hacking techniques to bypass the network and a taunting message popped up on my computer: "Your SOP has a bug."
I handed him a copy of the "Game Guild Operation Efficiency Optimization White Paper" with my backhand, accurately pointing out the 12 fatal mistakes of his command.
Result: He hugged my thigh and called "coach" and begged me to give him a "review PPT" every day.
His dad (Gu Chengan): "Very good. Now my son talks about 'grasping' and 'empowering'. Did you teach him this?"
Face the Shopaholic Lady:
She pointed at the bill and screamed at me: "You are restricting my personal freedom!"
I made her consumption records into the "Annual Fashion Asset Investment Return Analysis". I marked "high growth" next to limited editions and "bad assets" next to impulse purchases.
Result: She became the "Queen of Financial Management" in the socialite circle, dragging me to hold "Fashion Investment Seminars" every day.
Her best friend: "Butler Lin, let's start a class and we'll pay for consultation!"
(Help, I just want to be a housekeeper, why am I almost becoming a business mentor for a wealthy family?!)