
I Am a Fake Anchor, You Say I Sell Real Guns?
我一个假货主播,你说我卖真枪?
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 526k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Audience
- Male
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Stats
11.9kReads
7.6Score
1.3kShelves
219Chapters
3.9kListens
911.9kReads · all time
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A New Type of Divine Writing, Don't Recommend the Old Ones.
Don't break off the engagement, don't wear a hat, don't start with a slap in the face, don't start with trillions, it will be annoying to watch, the content is simple and unpretentious, you can become a billionaire secretly
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#Sculpturehilarious Article Recommendation (Completed)
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Funny Article, the Kind That Makes You Laugh Until Your Stomach Hurts, the Kind That Can Hammer the Bed at Night. Best Long
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The author hired a gazi to act in a short play, and it will become a hit! As a bookworm for more than ten years, I can judge at a glance whether a short play adapted from a novel will be popular. Special selection: low-cost, easy-to-shoot, strong laughs, low-cost blockbusters that don't choose actors. Let the knowledgeable people talk.
Divine book! It is truly a sacred book! The third young master of the Tang family was about to cry when he saw it, and Tian Cantu was amazed when he saw it! It is the reincarnation of the Four Great Classics and the leader of the literary world in the 21st century! "Holy Ruins" lost some of its literary talent in front of it! "Dou Po" lacks some connotation in front of it! "Zhu Xian" loses all the emotions in front of it! "Shading the Sky"? In front of it, I lost three points of imagination! "Buddha"? Half of the layout is missing in front of it. This is a classic that has not been seen in a hundred years on the Internet! The greatest literary masterpiece of the 21st century! From Luo Guanzhong, Shi Naian, Wu Chengen, Cao Xueqin, to Kong Mo Laozhuang, Shixian Shisheng, Sansu Jiaxuan; from Qin Emperor Hanwu, Tang Zongzu Songzu, Genghis Khan, to Sakyamuni, Plato, Copernicus, Aristotle -Who wouldn't be in awe after reading this?! This book is truly the work of a man of heaven! It has brilliant literary talent and exquisite diction. It inherits the style of the Wei and Jin Dynasties and promotes the charm of the Tang and Song Dynasties. It is deeply penetrating! It is truly a blessing to read this book in my lifetime! However, after reading this book, a feeling of sadness suddenly emerged: If I never have the chance to see such a masterpiece again in the future, what's the point of my life? What's the point of my life?! Fortunately! Make a decision immediately and put it on your bookshelf! A restless heart can only find a moment of peace. However! If these masterpieces are covered with dust and cannot be seen by the world, wouldn't it be considered violent? What a waste of natural resources and wasted effort of the author?! After a battle between heaven and man, I finally made up my mind: sacrifice the small self to fulfill the greater self! This book review is dedicated to everyone in the world! This book must be read over and over again, until Let the whole world know about it! Walking between heaven and earth, the scorching sun and bright moon serve as evidence: Is this book refreshing enough? --Not enough! Traveling across the rivers and lakes, rivers and seas serve as evidence: Is this book enjoyable? --Not enough! Standing on the top of the fairy mountain, Qionglou Yuyu echoed: Is the update fast enough? Not enough! Not enough! Far from enough! Not enough chapters! Not enough speed! Not enough content! Not enough at all! [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] [Come on] It's ruined. Why did the author write fantasy? This subject matter is very good. You can develop into science and technology. Why did it become fantasy [angry]
It's very funny and hilarious. Don't read it with your brain in mind. It has a system and can improve your physical fitness and eliminate cancer. So don't question the rationality. It's very enjoyable to read it as a comedy. Stop by to remind you
It's quite fun to watch😁, and there's nothing poisonous about it. The introduction and the protagonist's name deceived me🥲, and I almost didn't plan to read it.
Tomato is considered top-notch. Although the writing and plot are average, you don't think I'm poor and I don't think you're ordinary either.
For me, this book is quite comfortable to read, and the plot is quite light and funny. You don't know how difficult it is to find a good book during the book shortage. All in all, it's quite good. [Cool] [Blow kiss]
It's very interesting to watch, the plot is also very novel, each story has a beginning and an end, and there are many other contents that I haven't seen before. The protagonist has no emotional line, and it is also very meaningful.
Give four stars for encouragement. The setting is pretty good, and it's interesting enough as a comedy. By the way, the author did not do any male punching. At least from what I've seen so far, none of the author's ideological propositions meet the standards of male boxing. I hope the ending will be that the male protagonist has no cp. However, this novel does contain vulgar jokes or words that may be uncomfortable for some female and queer readers. Personally, I think that reducing the use of controversial words in some unnecessary situations and plots can also keep readers' attention focused. The author of this novel has a strong sense of being alive. For readers who don't want to read AI novels and like funny, contrasty, level-breaking flow + live streaming + content where the protagonist is not aggrieved, you can still give it a try to see if it suits your appetite.
It's quite interesting, a casual and entertaining article. On a more serious note, it seems that some people can't accept the protagonist losing money and making friends with three girls. However, I think the protagonist didn't have an affair with the girls and just made friends, so that's acceptable. As for losing money, anyway, it's in exchange for system points. The point of the article is not that, but to bring fake goods, and it's not a brilliant article.
The content is novel and very enjoyable to watch. It would be great to be able to buy the anchor's products in real life [laughing]
Super funny, worth watching Come on, author [like][like]
The content is novel and funny, and you can keep watching it.
The story is very funny and very good, and the plot is also very compact. It's okay.
It's a very interesting book. It was quite funny to see the part about lowering one's physical condition to make the delivery boy feel guilty. I even sent it to my friends to read. What the delivery boy did at the end was very touching. It was well written and the plot was very simple.
The content is lively and vivid, the imagination is rich, the language is easy to understand, and the humor is diverse. It is a very good and enjoyable article to kill time.
It's quite funny, the logic and the writing are quite good, better than some books with a score of 9.
The elements are rich and funny, including systems, live broadcasts, Feng Shui, beauties, slapping ex-girlfriends in the face, slapping ex-bosses and colleagues in the face, etc. It also sells some Shuangnan, it is worth watching.
It's okay, it's a funny short film, it doesn't have any real content, it's just a quick snack for fun [laughs]
Funny and heart-warming stories
It's good-looking and funny. The rating shouldn't be so low. It will definitely look better if it is changed to an AI anime.
Very nice! ! Humorous and profound!
It's okay, but a little short. If you want to read it, you can save it. Also, the author, please be careful of being faked by Gazi. Someone named Wen west and Ah Qi at Station B just edited it and made fun of it, and Gazi made it real! Don't follow suit!
It's not easy for the author, so I give it five stars. How can I say this book? It's quite funny and good. It's worth reading, but there are too few. Finished reading it in one go.
It's still pretty good, good luck to the author!
Not bad, not bad You can read what you like
It's pretty good, suitable for watching all night long
It's pretty good, and the plot is quite reasonable and quite funny.
It's so wonderful, the rating should be higher [sending heartfelt thanks]
It's so funny, I laughed so hard when I watched it in the middle of the night. Then I asked my husband to scold me and hit me twice, like a little hammer of love. He said he got nervous in the middle of the night. [Cover face][cover face][cover face]. No way, it's too funny.
It's a good read. I rarely follow books in series. This one is good and humorous.