When Jiuyou Returns, She Seduces Her Uncle into Signing a Contract

[Cultivation of immortals + cool stories about growth + sweet pets + pretending to be pigs and eating tigers + double cleansing + transformation + no system, no rebirth, no time travel] Lan Mumu was sacrificed by a scumbag who dug up pills and kicked him down into the abyss. She crawled back from Jiuyou, and on the day she became a disciple, she was found to have lost all her spiritual roots and became the laughing stock of the entire sect. The uncle Qing Leng who had never accepted a disciple in the high seat appointed her as a disciple in public. The scumbag in the past was now the noble son of the sect. He was waiting for her to kneel down and beg for mercy, but he didn't expect that she would pierce his heart with a sword. Everyone knows that Shengyan Sect has accepted a piece of trash, and its cultivation is as slow as a snail. Until the ancient demon lord knocked on the mountain gate, she lazily stepped out, her whole body burning with fire: "Why are you making such a fuss? Didn't you see that I'm pretending to be useless?"