Why Mess With Her? The Buddhist Lady of Beijing's Elite Circles Came Straight From Hell

[Comedy + absurd humor + putting scumbags in their place + mutually faithful leads] Qin Ning is the daughter of the King of Hell. After leading people... well, ghosts and demons in a massive brawl, she was charged with causing a public disturbance and forced to go to the human world to fight evil. So, ever since Qin Ning was three and strong enough to wield a knife, she has visited the police station at least 30 times a month. It was all for a good cause, of course. She was always fighting evil and upholding justice. But the Qin family feared she'd grow up the wrong way, so they began a 17-year-long campaign to set her straight. They first had her join a Taoist sect, but Taoism advocates following nature and governing through inaction. Qin Ning took “when in Rome” a little too far, and ended up visiting the police station 60 times in her final month there. The Qin family patriarch finally made the call: send her to a Buddhist temple! Buddhist rules are strict, so surely they could keep her in check! And just like that, Qin Ning became the aloof Buddhist maiden of the capital's elite circles! Her daily routine: eat, chant, sleep, and sneak out in the middle of the night... Now that Qin Ning has been away from home cultivating for 17 years, the Qin family decides it's time to bring her back! At her welcome-home banquet, she stands on a high platform like an immortal descended from heaven, her ink-black hair loose, her eyes gently closed, her long lashes curled. [First row below the stage, first person from the right: His lips look so kissable. I want to take a bite.] Qin Yu scowls. “I'm your third brother!” [Second person: His pecs are so well-defined. I bet they'd feel great.] Qin Cheng sighs helplessly. “I'm your second brother!” [Third person: His eyes are so tender. I like him. He'd look gorgeous crying. I want to make him cry.] Qin Zhao's mouth twitches. “I'm your eldest brother!” [The one in the center: He looks like he'd be great in bed.] Ming Wangchuan: “I'm your betrothed. You can sleep with me!” The Qin family rubs their foreheads. “What have you been cultivating all these years?” Qin Ning: “People!”