Let You Explore the Water Monster, Not Provoke a Dragon

I was served by a dragon, no, I mean I really had a dragon! Real! Good news: It's my doppelgänger. The bad news: It has a mind of its own, and it loves hits! I thought I could keep a dragon in a fish tank as a figurine. It turned around and treated cockroaches and mice as a buffet. It grew to one meter overnight and overflowed the fish tank. Landlady: "Xiao Lin, your house is leaking and the water has flooded downstairs!" I thought it would grow quietly by throwing it into a reservoir. It changed hands and started playing "pole-breaking" with the fishing guy. It was mentioned that "Yunmeng Lake Monster" was the most searched. Internet celebrity anchors brought drones and surrounded it: "Family members, we must catch this water monster today!" I thought it would be clean after throwing it into the sea. It directly wiped out the Somali pirate group, the video was posted to the Internet, and the phone numbers of intelligence agencies in various countries were bombarded. Beautiful CEO (with a dark face): "Boss, could you please explain why there are obvious... Teeth marks on the wreckage of the pirate ship?" Now, it's staring at the moon and drooling. Me: Brother! Can I call you brother? You can't eat that! That's an artificial satellite!