The Capital’s Princeling Always Calls Me Big Brother

[A dignified, cool-headed rising business star as the bottom × an eccentric, corny Beijing-circle heir as the top | younger man, two equally strong leads | mutual secret crush | maximum sweetness]

Shen Qingyan is the business world’s newest ice-cold legend, top-tier in both looks and ability. Distant and indifferent, he is a flower on a lofty peak, admired from afar.

Xie Ci is the famous young heir of the capital, born into a prominent family and known for his unrestrained ways. His favorite pastime is acting up online and posting absurd nonsense. People call him an “abstract-style social menace.” Yet in front of one person, he automatically switches into devoted puppy mode.

“Big brother, everyone said I was awesome today, but I don’t think I’m awesome at all.”

“...Why not?”

“Because... all I’m good at is ‘awing’ over you!” (◕ᴗ◕✿)

No one knows that Xie Ci’s endless stream of corny pickup lines and ridiculous antics are reserved exclusively for Shen Qingyan.

Even fewer know that Shen Qingyan’s heart, frozen for years, had already begun to thaw amid the boy’s clingy calls of “Big brother” and clumsy attempts to win him over.

He thought he’d hidden it well. He thought he was only looking after his little brother.

Until after a banquet, the eccentric puppy blocked the cool beauty in a lounge, his eyes burning with undisguised passion. “Big brother, my birthday wish this year is to make it official and become your boyfriend. Will you approve it?”

The whole world knows the young heir is pursuing President Shen. Only President Shen thinks it’s brotherly affection.

When will the young heir’s corny pickup lines finally win him a wife?

Why does the king of absurdity adore just one person? Is this a triumph of morality... or of sweetness?