A Singer Who Doesn't Want to Be a Writer Isn't a Good Director

In his previous life, Xu Hang was a third-rate stuntman. When a wire snapped during a shoot, he unexpectedly transmigrated to a parallel world.

He'd been poor and down on his luck in his past life, running himself ragged just to make ends meet. Given a second chance, he decided to make money while lying around...

Unfortunately...

The web fiction circle: “Xu, you old dog, get out here! If you don't release a new book, we're sending you razor blades!”

Xu Hang: “I don't have time! I'm out scouting locations for inspiration to write songs!”

The music scene: “Xu, you old dog, get out here! If you don't release a new song, we're sending you razor blades!”

Xu Hang: “I don't have time! I'm out scouting locations for inspiration to write a script!”

The film and television industry: “Xu, you old dog, get out here! If you don't make a new movie, we're sending you razor blades!”

Xu Hang: “I don't have time! I'm out scouting locations for inspiration to write a novel!”

Isn't it better to eat, drink, play games, and enjoy life every day? I'm not about to start working!

The novel, music, and film circles: “Let's dox him together!”

An aura of murderous menace radiated from Xu Hang. “Huh? You want to dox me? You brought this on yourselves!”

And so, the novel The Legend of Sword and Fairy took the world by storm.

“Xu, you old dog, give me back Ling'er, Yueru, Tang Yu Xiaobao, A'Nu... Great Master Xu, we were wrong! Change the ending!”

And so, the songs “Fly Away,” “The Ordinary Road,” “Blue Lotus,” “The Old You,” and “The Outsider” took the world by storm.

“Great Master Xu, please stop! Our wallets are empty!”

And so, the movie Ex-Files hit theaters.

“Great Master Xu, I was wrong. I couldn't help crying in the theater, and now my girlfriend wants to break up with me. What should I do?”

Xu Hang: “The world is finally quiet!”