Did a Patchwork World Appear in Quick Transmigration?

The world's rules are in complete disarray. The laws of physics are a joke, and the rules of life and death are reversed at will.

System: Why did you come here? How did you get here? What reason could anyone have for asking you to come here?

Li Zi'an: Obviously, I didn't come here for the all-you-can-eat buffet.

System: Put my protagonist down!

The main storyline has no romance. The minor worlds may have romance, with everyone unrequitedly pining after the universally adored protagonist.