Zombie Boyfriend Training Plan

The heroine finds a cold, aloof Zombie King, and the System orders her to “train him into a loyal puppy boyfriend.”

The System issues tasks: “Teach the zombie to say sweet nothings” and “Teach the zombie to cook.” She launches an all-out offensive with cheesy lines like “You’re sweeter than brains,” and the Zombie King, eager to please her, carefully offers her some “brain ice cream.” When she throws up, the System informs her, “Affection +1. He thinks you’re shy!”

Awakened by his love-struck devotion, the Zombie King beats up other mutants to protect her. The zombie horde hails him as the “ultimate wife protector.”