[Feel-good power fantasy] [Soul transmigration] [Multiple heroines] [Political intrigue] [Lighthearted daily life]
Grand Marshal: “Tyrant, I regret ever listening to slander and helping you take the throne!”
You Yu: “Quick, help the Grand Marshal sit up. We’ve barely started drinking!”
Great General: “Tyrant, you think a cup of wine is enough to strip me of my command? Who do you think you are!”
You Yu: “Didn’t anyone tell the Great General that we’re only here for drinks and company tonight?”
Consort Yi: “Tyrant, I meant to wait until you were tired and asleep, then kill you to avenge my brother! I hate that I lost my nerve!”
You Yu: “Then I’ll give you another chance. Let’s do it all over again...”
Female assassin: “Tyrant, do you have any last words?”
You Yu: “I only want to ask, do you always go out to kill people wearing nothing but that tight outfit? And could you let me put on a bath towel first? You’re staring right at my weak spot, and it’s having a stress response!”
[This is entirely fictional. If it conflicts with historical events, please believe history!]
