[Shuangwen] [Soul Penetration] [Multiple Women] [Policy] [Light Daily]
Da Sima: "Hunjun, I regret that I should have listened to the slander and helped you to rise to power!"
You Yu: "Hurry and help Da Sima sit up, where are you drinking now!"
General: "Faint Lord, you are worthy of releasing your military power over a glass of wine!"
You Yu: "Didn't you make it clear to the general that you are just drinking flower wine today?"
Concubine Yi: "Hunjun, I wanted to take advantage of you to fall asleep from exhaustion and kill you to avenge my brother! What a shame, I was so soft-hearted for a moment!"
You Yu: "Then I'll give you another chance, let's do it all over again..."
Female killer: "Hunjun, what else do you have to say!"
You Yu: "I just want to ask, when you go out to kill people, you only wear a tight-fitting suit like this? Also, can you wait for me to put on a bath towel first? You stare at my vitals like this, and they have a stress reaction!"
[This is purely fictitious and conflicts with historical events. Please believe in history!
