On the first day of time travel, Link picked up a beautiful girl who had lost her memory.
Good news: She is the first princess of the empire, with stunning beauty and unparalleled fighting prowess.
Bad news: The system forced me to pretend to be her husband to survive, but I was living in the slums and was so poor that I only had a broken pot.
In order not to be struck to death by a sword from this princess with "arrogance and cleanliness" engraved in her bones, Link, who had just awakened the [Deceiver] sequence, was forced to start a hell-level daily routine of telling lies.
"Why do I instinctively want to drink from a solid gold goblet?"
"Honey, you're hallucinating from hunger again. In fact, you love drinking rainwater from the sewer out of a broken bowl!"
"Why do I subconsciously use the extraordinary magic of the [King] sequence when I encounter gangsters?"
"Honey, have you forgotten! In order to grab half a moldy sausage, you awakened the berserker bloodline!"
Thus, the most absurd cohabitation life in the entire Oran continent began.
In Link's eyes, the princess is a "living king of hell" who will regain her memory at any time and cut her into pieces. He wakes up early every day and uses his deception ability to disguise black bread as steak, just to expiry the system tasks as soon as possible;
In the eyes of the princess, Link is a servant.
She despises him extremely, but will never allow any outsider to touch her "private property."
Until one day, the snowball of lies finally rolled to the capital of the empire, and the princess's memory fully awakened...
Looking at Her Majesty the Queen, who was charging towards me with a murderous spirit and a holy sword in hand, Link shouted: "I swear, I am just trying to save my life and I have absolutely no wrong thoughts towards you!"
The Queen gritted her teeth: "Shut up! If you dare to lie to me for so long, you will have to go back to cook and wash my socks for the rest of your life!"
Reader comments
My curiosity was aroused. Why was the first chapter censored?
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It's not a hidden stream. The last few pictures have been exposed. They look good. Come on.
My curiosity was aroused. Why was the first chapter censored?
Mark it to hide the stream
Come on, author [learned]
It's not a hidden stream. The last few pictures have been exposed. They look good. Come on.