My name is Song Que, and I am a time traveler.
My dream is very simple, find a cave and live there until I die.
But when I was casually slapped to death by a passing magic cultivator, my golden finger... No, my "golden middle finger" arrived.
Bite! Congratulations to the host for achieving the achievement of "being slapped to death by a passerby"! The death score is 3/10, which is too bad! Now bound to the "Three Worlds Gold Medal Suicide Instructor" system, please survive a hundred attempts to commit suicide!
From then on, I was forced to embark on a road of suicide.
I just wanted to be stabbed to death with a sword, but the righteous genius chased me and called me "Senior", saying that he understood the supreme swordsmanship from my will to die?
I just wanted to be killed by the alchemy furnace, but the elder of the alchemy hall knelt down and worshiped me as his teacher, saying that I created a new era of alchemy?
Saints, witches, elders, devils... Why do you think I'm giving you a hint every time I want to die? I beg you, brain-filling is a disease and it needs to be cured!
After finally dying a hundred times, I thought I could retire and die.
Bite! Congratulations on the job transfer! The "Top Lao Gou Trainer in All Worlds" system is now online! Please live for three hundred years as a "public enemy of the world"!
Me: "..."
I just want to show off, why is the whole world forcing me to be a peerless expert? ! And with this system, can you be an individual? !
[What nonsense is the host talking about? This instructor is not a human being, Luo Luo Luo~??]
