Lie Flat and Find Hidden Treasures: I Conquer the Primordial World with My Lazyfish System

[Reborn + System + Invincible + Hilarious + Ruthless]

Chu Wushe returns reborn and acquires a god-tier Slacker System.

He gets stronger by lying flat, and the lazier he is, the more invincible he becomes!

From the start, all he has is a cup of instant noodles. He has to scavenge for all his gear.

His dao companion tries to poison him? He turns around and serves her a premium takeout meal!

A genius of the immortal sect picks a fight? One gob of phlegm shatters his supposedly invincible golden body!

A giant of the demonic path lays a deadly formation? He sits in its heart, cooking hot pot!

When the Ninefold Heavenly Tribulation descends, he lies in the lightning pool, scrubbing himself. "The water's just right, though the current's a bit strong."

At last, the world understands: he's not useless, he's simply reached another level of power!

This is a satisfying tale about taking on anyone who dares defy him and putting every challenger in their place. It's high-energy from beginning to end, with nonstop laughs!