Sky Screen: History Spoiled, and the Ancients Go Crazy!

Yao Kun’s phone somehow connected to all of history, and every video he watched was broadcast across every dynasty. He watched [A Record of a Mortal's Journey to Immortality]. The First Emperor threw down his brush in delight: “I shall surely attain immortality!” He watched [Pacific Rim]. Yang Guang slapped the table and rose to his feet: “Build one for me too!” He watched [A Guide to Customizing an AI Wife]. Cao Cao covered his face and sighed: “Ritual and propriety have collapsed! Iron has become a spirit. What will become of moral order? I’d rather have the Qiao sisters of Jiangdong.” He watched [The Ending at Fengbo Pavilion]. Yue Fei’s eyes filled with tears: “Your Majesty, you sent twelve gold-tipped decrees just for this?” He watched [The Sixteen Ming Emperors Gather: Which One Will Old Zhu Hit First?]. Zhu Di fell to his knees, weeping: “Father! I launched the Jingnan Campaign for the good of the Ming…” He watched [Japan’s Surrender Declaration, Read in One Sitting]. The Yongle Emperor slapped the table: “Zheng He! Turn the ships around! We’re sailing west again!” He watched [Empress Dowager Cixi Declares War on Eleven Nations]. Emperors throughout history spat blood in unison: “Aisin-Gioro, have you all gone mad!?” He watched [What If the Dragon Nation Were the First to Complete the Industrial Revolution…]. Rulers and ministers from every dynasty slammed their tables and roared: “We must get there first! We must ensure that our Chinese realm enjoys peace forever!” From then on, time and space across every dynasty fell into utter chaos: Qin Shi Huang took Xu Fu by the arm: “Immortality can wait! First, help Me understand this Industrial Revolution!” Emperor Wu of Han issued an order: “Have the entire Feathered Forest Army study science and mathematics!” Zhu Yuanzhang pointed at Zhu Di: “Fourth Son, stop kneeling! Take your fleet and go find this oil and rubber!” Emperor Taizong of Tang convened a meeting: “Xu Jingzong, Wei Zheng, draw up a plan at once. The Tang must become an empire on which the sun never sets!”