[I was a female war god from 2045, and I’ve been reborn in the body of a 75-year-old woman who just breathed her last.
The System says that if I can max out my dysfunctional family’s happiness index within 100 days, it will send me back to the battlefield to be a hero.
Fail? Then it will send me straight to hell, where I’ll never be reborn.]
I look at this bunch of “devoted children and grandchildren” before me:
My eldest son, who owes 230 million, hopes I’ll die soon so he can fake an accident and collect the insurance money;
My rebellious grandson, who livestreams my funeral to gain followers and wishes me a speedy reincarnation;
My second daughter, who secretly sells the family’s patents and can’t wait for me to go bankrupt on the spot;
And my deranged illegitimate granddaughter, knife in hand, corruption level at 100%, planning to stab me 21 days from now…
I smile.
With a family this dysfunctional, you expect me to max out their happiness?
Fine.
Then don’t blame this old woman for being ruthless.
I use my stock-god skills to help my ungrateful son earn 30 million in a day, then slap the contract for his staged jump in his face;
I use my coding skills to hack my grandson’s livestream and broadcast his “devoted grandson’s college entrance exam cram session” to the whole internet;
I earn tens of millions livestreaming the guqin to pay off debts, and send my daughter, the corporate spy, to work for a rival company as its legal representative;
I even livestream a locked-room captivity game with the granddaughter who wants to kill me, letting the whole internet vote on her fate…
But just as I finally push the happiness index to 99.9%, the System finally reveals its true purpose:
It turns out that 100% happiness means permanently sacrificing my entire family’s consciousness to become its batteries.
You want me to trade the lives of my loved ones for a chance to be reborn?
Then don’t blame me for using every contingency I’ve put in place over these 100 days
to lead the whole world’s netizens in turning the tables and staging a grand, earth-shaking…
Battle to slay the god.
