Your Majesty, I'm Here to Ask for Five-Star Reviews Again!

Ever since mobile phones were able to receive orders from ancient emperors, history has completely gone astray. Ying Zheng ordered milk tea with He Shibi, Li Shimin rewarded Tang Sancai and asked for unlimited Coke refills, Zhu Yuanzhang secretly exchanged Hongwu porcelain for spicy sticks and asked me to keep it a secret. Until one day, Emperor Chongzhen ordered a takeaway. The address was: Under the Crooked Neck Tree in Jingshan... Should I deliver this order or not?