I Thought It Was Fake, but Why Are They All Chasing Me?

This is a slice-of-life story with multiple heroines. All the descriptions of combat strength in the novel are made up to serve the plot! Chen Mo, who got incredibly lucky, accidentally bound himself to a System designed for laughs. Its mission was to save the girls in various broken worlds, but it gave no specific instructions, only telling him, “Do whatever you want.” Even more absurdly, the System added a special note: “The mission only counts as complete if you die inside the mission world.” With his head full of questions, Chen Mo entered the first world and simply chose to kill himself. But when he opened his eyes again, he was still there. Only then did he belatedly realize that he had to save the girl first, then meet his own death, for the mission to truly count as complete. After a series of twists and turns, all the missions finally came to an end. When Chen Mo opened his eyes again, he had finally returned to the real world. But the clingy, laugh-loving System was still haunting him, and in its signature teasing tone, it said, “Congratulations on clearing the game! I’ve got one good piece of news and one bad one. Which do you want to hear first?” But Chen Mo knew that rotten System all too well, and didn’t want to hear either. The System simply answered anyway: The good news is that I enjoyed watching so much, I’ve decided to give him a reward. The bad news is that I didn’t enjoy it enough, so the reward is that I’ve sent all the girls over to him...