My Spiritual Root Is a Little Crooked

Lin Xiaole, a country boy from a mountain village, was being tested for spiritual roots when the immortal master watched his wildly flashing “rainbow spiritual roots” and fell into thought. “This child’s spiritual roots... are quite unusual.” With cured meat his parents had stuffed into his bag and a dog’s tooth for warding off evil, he entered the immortal sect in a daze, only to become the strangest presence in the entire sect.

Trying to master the Qi-Guiding Art? First, he had to wage three hundred rounds of battle against sleepiness! Practicing the Cleaning Spell? He nearly turned his senior brother’s underwear transparent! Looking after spirit beasts? A crane chased him for three miles!

While the geniuses worked themselves to the bone, Lin Xiaole wondered: Could he snag one more meat bun from the cafeteria today? But when he traded pickles for talismans, haggled in his local dialect, and solved the sect’s crises with offbeat ideas, everyone suddenly realized: This kid’s unconventional spiritual roots might have accidentally pierced the heavens!

This is the story of a lazybones who derails the entire cultivation world, like a mudslide. A friendly warning: Read with caution while eating. We accept no responsibility for rice spraying out of your mouth!