Wake Up! Get Up and Cultivate!

I’m Lu Chengfeng, and all I’ve ever wanted was to lie flat in Niutou Town, eating my fill and waiting to die. Then one day, Heaven went crazy and slapped me with a deadly chain of trouble! Ladies, you pull out your knives the moment we meet, without even saying hello! They’re the ones who start it every time! I scramble for my life like a dog, rolling around until I’m covered in mud. What do you mean, decisive and ruthless? I’m just trying to stay alive! Later, a voice boomed through the heavens like thunder: “Break the chain! Find peace!” I spat a mouthful of blood onto the ground and pointed at the sky, cursing: “Peace, my ass! You’re the one who welded this damned chain onto me! If you’ve got the guts, come down here and undo it yourself!” An ordinary man who only wanted to lie flat was forced to the point where he wanted to dig his way up to Heaven with a hoe!