Wifi Sister in the World of Cultivation: Live for Thousands of Years

[Funny Cultivation] I, Hua Ying, am a well-known loser in the world of cultivation. I have been a professional companion for hundreds of years. My life goal is to live long and enjoy the subsistence allowance. However, the hand of Heaven slipped, and a huge thunder split me into a human shape. Mobile WiFi - the spiritual energy is automatically full, the cultivation base is flat and skyrocketing, and it also comes with signal coverage throughout the fairy world! The sect next door used the Internet all night long, and eight Immortal Lords were found. The army of Demon Lords pressed into the area, but I was able to connect to the WiFi of my old home to crack it with one click. The Immortal Sect cried bitterly: "Ancestor! Please ascend! Don't let the net go!" The Demon Lord collapsed and threw money: "Withdraw capital! This generation of villains can't do anything!" Faced with the Three Realms begging me to explode on the spot, I slowly took out a piece of paper and said: "Sorry, keep the contract alive and renew it for ten thousand years." ——Don't make any noise, I just want to lie down quietly, but I'm the hotspot on the whole network! (Hilarious sand sculpture + invincible flow + anti-involution, the heroine is dedicated to surviving but is forced to take the whole cultivation world away!)