[Golden finger + combat power from the start + comedy + loving father and filial son]
A book called Five Thousand Years of Chinese History sends Li Hao transmigrating to the Tang Dynasty, where he becomes Li Shimin’s legitimate eldest son: a white-haired, red-eyed boy known as a monster.
But what kind of person gets beheaded the moment they transmigrate?!
Luckily, Five Thousand Years of Chinese History becomes Li Hao’s golden finger.
Though it’s not much use most of the time.
Now, let’s see how Li Hao takes the Tang Dynasty by storm.
Li Shimin: “You’ve written so many books and poems. Why not just be a proper scholar?”
Li Hao: “A scholar? Who are you calling a scholar?”
Li Shimin: “If you won’t be a scholar, then become a general!”
Li Hao: “I don’t know martial arts. How am I supposed to be a general?”
Li Shimin: “You don’t know martial arts? Then how did you become undefeated throughout Chang’an?”
Li Hao: “I’m just naturally strong!”
Li Shimin: “You won’t do this or that. What, do you want to be emperor?”
Li Hao: “Emperor? Up before the chickens and to bed after them. Even a dog wouldn’t take that job!”
Li Shimin: …
