After Reincarnating as Muzan, the On-Screen Comments Force Me to Turn Over a New Leaf

When I wake up, I’ve somehow become the ultimate villain in Demon Slayer, the one who draws everyone’s hatred and is ultimately reduced to ash beneath the sunlight: Muzan Kibutsuji.

Faced with this tragic ending, I decisively choose to stop trying to fix things! Destroy the world? Pursue perfection? To hell with it all! Before I turn to dust, I’m going to let loose and personally mess with the main cast, enjoying the thrill of being the ultimate boss who can do whatever he wants!

But just as I eagerly prepare to hand Tanjiro and Zenitsu their “surprise bento,” a torrent of frantic comments suddenly appears before my eyes, visible only to me:

“High danger ahead! Water Breathing, Eleventh Form: beheading imminent!”

“Major spoiler warning: Blue Spider Lily coordinates are [beep] (censored)”

“Flashback loading... Yoriichi Tsugikuni.jpg is on the way!”

“Today’s way for the scumbag boss to die: physical beheading + public humiliation. A thoroughly scummy end!”

These damn comments don’t just spoil all my battle plans and death flags in real time. They even play my enemies’ flashbacks and readers’ furious rants!

Forced to receive live previews of all the ways I might die, along with my enemies’ greatest moments, my carefully laid evil plans collapse completely, and my dignity lies in pieces.

Finally, on the Nth day of being bombarded with spoilers and comments that continuously poison my mind, this poor transmigrated scumbag boss breaks down and roars:

“Are you going to let a villain hand out surprise bentos in peace or not?! Who the hell is hunting me?!”