The Immortal Venerable Is Reborn in Siheyuan and Starts with Sign-In God-Tier Cooking Skills

Good news: I, the Immortal Venerable, have been reborn.

Bad news: I've been reborn as the very same He Daqing from Siheyuan, the man who abandoned his wife and children.

Worse news: To survive my tribulation, I have to play along with this bunch of beasts!

The First Uncle calls a courtyard meeting, hoping to guilt-trip me into doing what he wants.

Me, calmly sipping tea: “First Uncle, I dreamed last night about the three hundred yuan under your bed. Why don't you donate that first?”

Result: The First Uncle collapses on the spot, and the courtyard meeting is called off.

Qin Huairu sends Banggeng to my house, crying and begging for meat.

Me, looking at him with pity: “Poor child. Here, take this bone and gnaw on it.”

Result: The courtyard's big yellow dog chases Banggeng for three blocks, leaving him traumatized.

Xu Damao wants to flirt with my wife while showing a film.

Me, counting on my fingers: “It's going to rain tonight. The projector's in for trouble.”

Result: A bolt of lightning strikes the projector with pinpoint accuracy, giving Xu Damao an explosive hairstyle.

Everyone: “...He Daqing, are you some kind of jinx?!”

Me, spreading my hands innocently: “How was I supposed to know it would happen like that?”

Wait, I can survive my tribulation just by acting alongside this bunch of fools? I can't shake the feeling that the Heavenly Dao is setting me up... Hold on, what's that in the sky? The spiritual qi revival has begun?!