Good news: I, Immortal Lord, am reborn.
Bad news: He was reborn as the eponymous He Daqing in "Siheyuan" who abandoned his wife and children.
Worse news: In order to survive the catastrophe, I have to act with these beasts!
The first uncle held a hospital-wide meeting and wanted to kidnap me morally.
Me (sipping tea calmly): "Master, I dreamed about the three hundred yuan under your bed last night. How about you donate it first?"
Result: The first man went into shock on the spot, and the hospital declared a miscarriage.
Qin Huairu sent Banggeng to my house crying for meat.
Me (with pitiful eyes): "The child is so pitiful, you can take this bone and gnaw on it."
Result: Bangge was chased for three streets by the big yellow dog in the yard, and he has had a psychological shadow since then.
Xu Damao wanted to pick up my wife during the movie.
I (counting my fingers): "It's going to rain tonight, and the projector will suffer."
Result: A thunderbolt hit the projector accurately, and Xu Damao was electrocuted into an explosive head.
Everyone: "... He Daqing, are you a fucking crow's mouth?!"
Me (innocently spreading my hands): "How did I know it was such a coincidence?"
No, can you survive the calamity by acting with these crouching dragons and phoenix chicks? I always feel like heaven is tricking me... Wait, what is that in heaven? Is the spiritual energy revived? !
There are very good books in the Siheyuan.