When he woke up, Wu Xie, who had spent half his life in the tomb robbing business, found that he had made the most bizarre mistake——
His body shrunk and turned into a three-headed little boy with fat breasts. He was trapped in a kindergarten that was full of weirdness.
The sunshine is fake, the rainbow is painted, and the air is filled with cold and hard rules under the sweet milky fragrance. The teacher's smile is patterned, the nursery rhymes are terrifying to listen to, and disobedient children will be captured by the "darkness". Teddy bear guards sleep in the building block coffins here, spanking spiders hide in the nap secret place, and robots with leaking electricity are entrenched in the abandoned toy castle.
What's even more outrageous is that he has a broken system with a childish style in his head, issuing fatal tasks every day in a coaxing tone.
The souls of middle-aged people struggle to survive under the rules of kindergarten. Fortunately, he also has a gluttonous but loyal "know-it-all" fat kid, and a mysterious little brother with cold eyes and incredible skills... Well, now he should be called Xiao Ling.
The middle-aged Wu Xie was forced to go back to the road of "grave robbing", but this time the "fight" was in the nap room, toy castle and deep in the kitchen. What you touch are not bright weapons, but colored glass beads and master keys; what you fight against are not corpses and forbidden women, but weird rules and evil forces disguised as uncles and aunts.
When childhood toys turn into the most terrifying traps, when childish games are a matter of life and death, can he use half his life experience to find his way home in the most innocent and dangerous maze, and uncover the chilling truth behind "Eternal Bubble Gum"?
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