Blackie pairing, OOC warning. The heroine is a smug, tsundere little pup with a few wicked hobbies.
Anything that doesn’t match the original is my own headcanon!!!!
Zhang Jiaojiao is an odd one out in the Zhang family.
She couldn’t care less about the immortality the Zhangs seek,
but she’s utterly obsessed with the even more fantastical path of cultivation.
In Golmud, Qinghai,
Wu Xie had a strange feeling as soon as he walked in, as if he’d come to the wrong place.
Wasn’t he here to solve a mystery in an abandoned building?
Why had he somehow stumbled into a funeral service?!!!
Wu Xie clutched his head in despair!
Can somebody tell him who this girl kneeling on top of a banshee and chanting a rebirth mantra is!!!
Meanwhile, Blackie emerged from the coffin after hearing the commotion,
grining as he watched the girl in a Taoist robe.
You little brat! I finally found you!
And Zhang Qiling, hiding in the shadows, chose to look everywhere but at the scene before him.
Well, this floor sure is a floor (눈_눈)
Zhang Jiaojiao, meanwhile, was sneezing furiously in her mind. Who? Who’s secretly cursing me, a humble Daoist?!