Invincible + eerie + pure thrills!
Here’s the bottom line: I’m a newly hired investigator, and on my very first day at work, I beat the organization’s top containment target to death.
I’m here to make money, not work overtime. Get it?
[Scene One: Face-to-face with the Slit-Mouthed Woman]
In an alley, she asks me, “Am... I pretty?”
I check the time on my phone. “If I don’t finish you off in three minutes, I’ll lose my perfect-attendance bonus.”
The result: she’s in pieces, I collect a hundred thousand, and when my coworkers arrive, I’m scanning a code to rent a shared bike so I can clock out.
Coworkers: “Where is she?! The legendary S-rank target?!”
[Scene Two: Dealing with a Cursed Doll]
In a mansion, she laughs ominously. “Come play with me~”
I weigh the doll in my hand. “Nice material. I’ll take it apart later and make a toy for my cat.”
The result: the curse is lifted, the doll’s bald, and I’m ordered to write a thousand-word apology for “damaging an important containment object.”
My beautiful boss, sneering: “Your handwriting is too sloppy. Do it again.”
[Scene Three: Facing an Evil God’s Avatar]
On the rooftop, its tentacles blot out the sky. The mental contamination sends the investigators fleeing with their hands over their heads.
I open a food delivery app. “I should grab a late-night snack first. I’ll need the energy for the fight.”
The result: I tie its tentacles into a bow, take half a tentacle home to soak in liquor, and collect a three-million bonus.
Everyone: “...”
Wait, has this whole world gone off the rails because of him alone?!
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