Invincible + weird + refreshing!
Let me start with the conclusion: I, a new investigator, killed the organization's key target on my first day on the job.
I'm here to make money, not to work overtime, understand?
[Scene 1: Encounter with a cracked woman]
In the alley, she asked me: "Am I... Pretty?"
I looked at the time on my phone: "If I don't deal with you within three minutes, my perfect attendance award will be gone."
Result: She was broken, and I got a bonus of 100,000 yuan. When my colleagues arrived, I scanned the QR code to share the bicycle on site and got ready to get off work.
Colleague: "Where are the people?! Where are the S-class legends?!"
[Scene 2: Dealing with the Cursed Doll]
In the bungalow, she let out a sinister laugh: "Play with me~"
I weighed the doll in my hand and said, "The material is good. I'll take it apart later and use it as a toy for my cat."
Result: The curse was lifted, the doll became bald, and I was fined to write a thousand-word review for "destroying important contained objects."
Beautiful boss (sneering): "The writing is illegible, rewrite it."
[Scene 3: Face to face with the evil god's clone]
On the rooftop, His tentacles covered the sky and the sun, and the mental pollution caused the investigators to run away with their heads in a panic.
I opened the takeout app: "Eat a late night snack first so that you can have the strength to fight."
Result: I tied his tentacles with a bow, packed up half of it and went back to drink wine, and received a bonus of three million.
Everyone: "..."
No, has this world view been distorted by him alone? !
(Please support me, thank you all)
