After eighteen years of seclusion, I was ordered by my teacher to go down the mountain to study.
I thought that the laws of modern society were declining, but I didn't know that I was being harassed by Internet celebrities on live broadcast as soon as I boarded the high-speed rail.
"Little Taoist priest, are you going to perform the Five Thunder Dharma?"
I squeezed the secret, causing thunder to scorch her phone, and the live broadcast room exploded instantly.
Turning around, I saw the school beauty squatting on the platform crying: "Master, there is something dirty in my house..."
That night, I pinched the paper man to force out the ghost, and suddenly a siren blared outside the window.
"People inside, listen, you are suspected of feudal superstition——"
Before he finished speaking, the counselor rushed in and said, "Leader, please don't arrest him! This is our newly hired metaphysics professor!"
