Cultivation Is All About Absurdity? System, Are You Messing with Me?

I transmigrated to the cultivation world, but the System says I have to get stronger by dying of embarrassment.

> Skills mutate? Cultivation on credit? Why has my opponent’s flying sword suddenly started doing ballet?

> I hereby declare that, starting today, I’m the one who decides the cultivation world’s style!

> Zhang Kuang: “I’ll take your life in the tournament!”

> Me: “Excellent. It’s time to show you what ‘the Way of the Absurd, where all beings are equal’ means.”

See? You need to highlight the central conflict, the funniest gag, the villain’s most compelling line, and the protagonist’s declaration!